Jill's suit repair ...

One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively.

"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your favorite suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."

"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of pants for that suit."

"Yes, and it's darn lucky for you that you did," said Jill, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."

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